The New Enthusiast has noted a recent decline in the quality of similes employed by poets. In an effort to better this nation’s verse, we will be offering periodic simile giveaways. Below are four similes you should feel no compunction about inserting into your verses:
To express peace, aversion to technology:
Like a New Hampshire lake without those obnoxious jet skis
To express discomfort, oral pain:
Like a eating a chandelier for lunch
To express eagerness, lust for sandwich:
Like a starved ungulate, or Sean Casey, before a plate of Panera-catered creations
To express frustration, feline rage:
Like a cat whose owner is intent on gussying her up in super cute doll clothes
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